BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed harassing a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden quickly escalated the situatio